How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

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girlwiththeradishearrings:

pro-fess-ion-al:

anothersliceofcheesecake:

razorteacup:

rhythm0:

skinnygaykid:

brireckless:

orderrofthephoenixx:

beachpickle:

dead-as-a-dream:

prince16greg:

bubbamonster:

im-a-walking-paradox:

bankr0lls:

canimuff:

getamongst-it:

chutchsaysmakeemooze:

240posse:

bar-queen:

younopoo:

monoclelewinsky:

queenm0riarty:

sanctuary-remix:

thousanddreamers:

bowlosugar:

xiahdesu:

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nobody: wow you're hot lets have sex

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2ollux-2o-2exy:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

IMMA CRY NOW <3

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lolsofunny:

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w0nderhill:

romantic

w0nderhill:

romantic

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phone: *rings*

me: no

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

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thatfunnyone:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

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THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG


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thats a lot of times i couldnt stop laughing

thats a lot of times i couldnt stop laughing

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